Auuuuuuuuuuuuugh I’m bored
- ❤ - Your age?
- ＠ - Your top 3 favorite celebrity crush?
- ♞ - Five turn ons (sexual or not)?
- φ - Five turn offs (sexual or not)?
- Ç - Tumblr crushes?
- æ - Random fact about the mun?
- £ - Random fact about the muse?
- ¥ - A photo of you?
- ƒ - Do people ever mistake you for another age?
- ñ - What is your ultimate OTP, broTP and nOTP?
- ▒ - Do you need certain things to help you sleep (nightlight, fan, stuffed animal or blanket)?
- Φ - If you could pick three people on tumblr to meet irl, who would they be?
- ╕ - Things that annoy you on tumblr?
- ╣ - Things that annoy you irl?
- α - Muse's thoughts on mun?
- ß - Mun's thoughts on mun?
- Σ - Do people ever mistake you for a celebrity?
- π - Relationship status?
- σ - Anyone you have a crush on?
- Θ - If you could have three wishes, what would they be?
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it
ps not risking it
DON’T FORGET THE BROTEIN SHAKE
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
Anonymous said: What are you gonna do for Christmas?
Get fucked up on eggnog
Anonymous said: What are you gonna do for halloween?
I’m probs gonna be a serial killer or Karkat. I’m sorta thinking about doing a male humanstuck Nepeta as well.
REBLOG IF YOU ARE
- a butch
- a femme/lipstick lesbian
- a bear
- a boi
- gender queer
- no gender
- third gender
- transgender pre or post
- an lgbt ally
- queer or questioning
- a robot
AND FEEL THAT ANYONE CAN LOVE ANYONE
what was that last part
send me things like:
- would you rathers
- fuck marry kills
- top 5s
- cool stories or facts
- how your day was
- describe who your crush is
- what you want to be when you grow up
- what you ate for dinner
- what your favourite song/band/artist is
- what you’re going to be for halloween
- what you want for christmas
- IDK ANYTHING PLEASE LET’S TALK
Do it, otherwise your shit will blaze it and catch your ass on fire.