Auuuuuuuuuuuuugh I’m bored

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Munday questions!

  • ❤ - Your age?
  • @ - Your top 3 favorite celebrity crush?
  • ♞ - Five turn ons (sexual or not)?
  • φ - Five turn offs (sexual or not)?
  • Ç - Tumblr crushes?
  • æ - Random fact about the mun?
  • £ - Random fact about the muse?
  • ¥ - A photo of you?
  • ƒ - Do people ever mistake you for another age?
  • ñ - What is your ultimate OTP, broTP and nOTP?
  • ▒ - Do you need certain things to help you sleep (nightlight, fan, stuffed animal or blanket)?
  • Φ - If you could pick three people on tumblr to meet irl, who would they be?
  • ╕ - Things that annoy you on tumblr?
  • ╣ - Things that annoy you irl?
  • α - Muse's thoughts on mun?
  • ß - Mun's thoughts on mun?
  • Σ - Do people ever mistake you for a celebrity?
  • π - Relationship status?
  • σ - Anyone you have a crush on?
  • Θ - If you could have three wishes, what would they be?

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

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randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD




DON’T FORGET THE BROTEIN SHAKE

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

DON’T FORGET THE BROTEIN SHAKE

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kyoukomami:

hi my name is kit and i’ll call myself whatever the fuck i want but you can call me what i ask you to or i can drop kick you in the goddamn jaw

That’s right, you tell them sons of bitches what’s what.

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Anonymous said: What are you gonna do for Christmas?

Get fucked up on eggnog

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Anonymous said: What are you gonna do for halloween?

I’m probs gonna be a serial killer or Karkat. I’m sorta thinking about doing a male humanstuck Nepeta as well.

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REBLOG IF….

homogayhorse:

aganetah45:

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE

  • gay
  • bisexual
  • trisexual
  • polysexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • demisexual
  • a butch
  • a femme/lipstick lesbian
  • a bear
  • a boi
  • gender queer
  • no gender
  • third gender
  • two-spirit
  • intersex
  • transgender pre or post
  • male
  • female
  • an lgbt ally
  • straight
  • queer or questioning
  • a robot

AND FEEL THAT ANYONE CAN LOVE ANYONE

what was that last part

(Source: platinevenator)

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ttwas:

send me things like:

  • would you rathers
  • fuck marry kills
  • top 5s
  • cool stories or facts
  • how your day was
  • describe who your crush is
  • what you want to be when you grow up
  • what you ate for dinner
  • what your favourite song/band/artist is 
  • what you’re going to be for halloween
  • what you want for christmas
  • IDK ANYTHING PLEASE LET’S TALK

(Source: bedmau5)

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